World shortage?

Been a little worse for wear the past couple of days.

Normally, the above does for me.

However, seems there is something of a world (or at least BSE) shortage.

Sainsburys: 'Sorry, sir, we have them on order. They are repackaging.'

Moreton Hall pharmacy: 'Sorry, sir, would Vics Sinex do?'

Tesco Express, Lawson Place: 'Sorry sir, we don't stock that'.

Be warned, oh snotty people of Bury...